Much like human beings have things like weddings, anniversaries and birthdays, #brands have milestone moments, too! For most companies, that’s something like rebranding or selling stocks or finally getting invited to join the Illuminati. We haven’t done any of those (yet), but we did hit a milestone recently!
In the grand scheme of things, this is basically the #brand equivalent of getting a new haircut, but we’re still excited about it! We bought a new funny domain, y’all.
Don’t worry, you can still find us doing our thing (blogging about The Bachelorette and giving you energy saving tips) here at PogoEnergy dot com. All we did was give y’all a new way to get there.
Clean energy and saving money are two of our three favorite things (Whataburger is up there, too), so we like to think it checks all of the boxes. What boxes are those? Glad you asked!
Clean: We only provide 100% clean energy, so when you choose us you’re basically saving the world. There’s some nice positive karma for y’all.
And: Just imagine the ghost of Billy Mays kicking down your door and screaming “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!” That’s us right now.
Cheap: We don’t mean this in the “if we give you a ride we’re gonna Venmo request you for gas money once you get out of the car” sense. Nope, you can expect to save money with us – up to $387 per year, to be exact – because we don’t resort to the same dirty tactics that the other guys do. No hidden fees, daily alerts to help you monitor your usage, etc.… plus Pogo Rewards! Cheap electricity is the same as expensive electricity, so why pay more?
AF: It stands for “As F–” [touches earpiece] uhhhh ahem we mean “and fun,” we’re now being told by our lawyers that it’s “and fun” now. Clean and cheap and fun. Yup, that’s it.
So, next time you’re browsing the internet and forget our name (it’s four letters long but hey stuff happens), you can always just type cleanandcheap.af and you’ll end up right on our virtual doorstep. The kind of doorstep you unfortunately can’t bring Whataburger to. We’re working on that technology next.
Mysteries can be fun! Who didn’t love watching Scooby-Doo (even the live action one, which surprisingly holds up!) back in the day, or trying to figure out who your secret admirer was (because you totally had one, they just went to another school in Canada or something), or trying to guess what flavor the white Airheads were?
“Why is my energy bill so high?” is not one of those fun mysteries. Mostly because there is no fun answer – like the white mystery Airheads, where every answer is fun! – instead typically boiling down to “you used too much energy” or “your rates are too high” or “there are a ton of hidden fees in here.”
If you don’t know what to look for in an energy company, you’re probably getting a bad deal on your energy bill, whether it’s hidden fees, high rates, misleading advertising or just generally high usage. Luckily, your friendly neighborhood energy company/charismatic blog presence Pogo Energy is here to save the day! Here’s some actual advice on how to lower your energy bill.
1: Reduce Your Usage There’s no shortage of different tips out there for reducing your energy usage, ranging from “yeah, I could do that” (unplugging things you’re not using!) to “who do you think I am, Scrooge McDuck?” (outfitting your home with solar panels).
With that in mind, though, lower overall usage will almost always lead to lower bills. The one exception would probably be if you fall into one of those scam “free nights and weekends” plans and your usage all falls during the daytime. But we digress.
The one big thing you can do to save money on your energy bill is by doing all the small things that play into reducing your energy usage. Like these!
Turn off your lights, too! Leaving lights on when you’re not in the room is wasteful and takes up a big chunk of your energy bill.
Wash your clothes on cold! You should probably be doing this anyways, since it can extend the life of your clothes, but it also uses a lot less energy and can save you roughly $60 per year. That’s $5 per month, which is basically “yeah I know guac is extra” cashflow.
Change your light bulbs! There’s some up-front investment here, obviously, but you’ll make that back and then some, to the tune of $200 of savings per year.
Invest in a smart thermostat! Brands like Nest and Ecobee are very popular, and while there’s also an up-front cost for these, they can help you save money on your energy bill in the long run, roughly $140 per year.
If you do all of those things (and you’re great, so why not?), that all adds up to $600 of energy savings per year – and that’s without having a good estimate on the impact of opening windows or turning off lights.
Our pay-as-you-go electricity model puts you in charge, and our daily text alerts can let you know when you’re being wasteful or using too much energy. But beyond that, there’s another huge way we can save you money compared to the other guys: we don’t have any hidden fees – or connect/disconnect fees!
Texans already pay way too many hidden fees each year, and the Power To Choose site isn’t doing enough to halt that practice. Our Pogo Promise is that we’ll never engage in those practices. No hidden fees ever. Other guys will charge you all kinds of fees – connection fees, disconnection fees, low balance fees, reconnection fees, “today is Tuesday” fees, “you posted an Instagram photo of latte art” fees, pretty much anything they can think of.
That means that, with the other guys, you’re not just paying for your usage – you’re paying for their whims and rules, too. Beyond that, you’re probably paying to hurt the environment. That’s why, in addition to never charging hidden fees, we’re committed to only providing 100% sustainable energy.
Plus, unlike going with one of the other guys (which you shouldn’t do) or buying a bunch of LED bulbs (which you probably should!), there’s no upfront cost with us. No deposit, just load up your account and get started. We’ll even give you the first three days for free!
If that somehow isn’t enough to convince you, we’re also introducing Pogo Rewards! Our customers get Reward Dollars every month and daily gift card giveaways, putting even more money in your pocket instead of going to some energy executive with seven vacation houses.
3: Do BOTH of those things Okay, so this isn’t really *another* thing, but the logic here works, right? If you reduce your usage, you’ll save money. If you switch to Pogo, you’ll save money. If you reduce your usage AND switch to Pogo, you’ll save even more money.
Adding together the $600 per year from reducing your usage and the $387 per year from our rates, you’re looking at *frantically pounds calculator keys* $900 per year, which is pretty darn good.
But here’s the kicker: reducing your energy usage is even easier when you’re with Pogo Energy. Our daily text alerts and pay-as-you-go setup will let you know if you’re using more energy than you planned on. Plus, you get the peace of mind of knowing that you’ll never get charged a hidden fee.
Roll with us, and you’ll never have another bad surprise from your energy company. Just good surprises in your bank account. It’s a no-brainer, right?